Yes. I did it. I went there--even rhymed. I’ve been dying to write this analogy, and so here it is.
First, a bit on soil. In the early days of being a plant parent (cough, over a decade ago), I used to take the potting soil right out of the bag and repot my plants with it. No amendments at all. Most of them rotted. That’s when I started doing a deeper dive in to potting soil and found out that most of it is not ideal straight out of the bag. With the exception of some cactus mixes, the majority of plants will suffocate if you plant them directly in potting soil that is not amended.
There are so many different amendments to use. I love to use pumice because it works really well and is super easy. I also use perlite, which ideally should be rinsed before added. It has tiny little particles in it that can get sucked up by the roots and interfere with their ability to get what they really need. So it’s a bit higher maintenance. But I’ve got my routine down with it. Other additives I’ve used are vermiculite, orchid bark, hydroton/leca (clay pebbles) and coco coir. There are more not mentioned here. I love to play around with mixes, kind of like a chef in the kitchen.
And then we move in to the human analogy – bowels. Bowel function is such an important part of overall health, yet of course most people don’t regularly talk to each other about it the way we talk about sleep issues, muscle/joint aches, or skin problems to name a few. In my experience as a physician, I feel there’s an epidemic of constipation in our society. It affects women more than men, and tends to occur more in younger vs older women. I have theories about why this is but regardless, I have some tips that have worked for my patients and wanted to put them out in the blogosphere. But, I don’t have any photos of poop. Because, well, poop. :)
If you have inflammatory bowel disease (IBD) or diarrhea-predominant irritable bowel syndrome (IBS), these tips probably won’t be helpful for you. But if you find yourself backed up after 2-3 days of no bowel movement, sometimes causing abdominal pain, gas, and bloating, read on. Actually, read on anyway, since you probably have a friend with this problem and you might help them someday. The caveat here is that I encourage you to check with your doctor to investigate for things like thyroid problems or calcium abnormalities that could contribute to the constipation. But for most, those tests are normal. And then you’re left still wondering what to do, since many doctors don’t necessarily discuss the basics of bowel function with you.
We are born with a gastrocolic reflex. This reflex triggers the bowels, that are made up of (smooth) muscle to contract. The reflex typically occurs after eating – especially something with fat in it, and also with drinking a hot liquid. The reflex tends to be strongest in the morning. Often, if you have a soft reflex, you won’t “hear” it, especially if you’re rushing around trying to get out the door. It may not come back that day if you miss it. And so on goes the cycle.
The analogy to soil aeration for us is water and fiber. We need plenty of water, which helps keep things moving, and plenty of fiber to bulk the stool up. This will help prevent our bowels from stagnating and suffocating. A good balance is about 35 grams of fiber a day with around 2 liters of water intake, but everyone has their individual needs, so I encourage you to play around with it.
If you suffer from chronic constipation, I recommend you get up a bit earlier to allow time for your bowels to relax, allowing for you to listen to your gastrocolic reflex, and to act on it. Drink some tea or coffee and eat something with a bit of fat in it like almond butter (preferably without added sugar – check the labels!) or avocado. You might also consider adding some magnesium oxide (400mg) at night, which can help your bowels relax. Be patient with your bowels – if they’ve forgotten how the reflex works, it will take time for them to relearn.
Bowel function is as important as sleep, regular exercise, restorative sleep and good nutrition. Please let me know if there’s a topic you’d like to hear more about; I’m sure I can come up with a plant analogy for it J.